Journey with Jesus

Loud. Fun-loving. Punny.
Sporty. Pessimistic introvert.
Pop music lover. Guitar-wielding songwriter.
Bubbles and Faerie Uni fan.
Loves the colour red.
Fussy eater. Biography reader.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

4 New Jokes*:

*Disclaimer-Jokes are highly humourous to the author. Results may vary in different individuals. No refund or exchange of goods. Jokes were made from pure inspiration.

1. Why must a battery be round?
Ans: Because it's no use when it's flat.

2. Which club hates feedback?
Ans: The PA or Media Resources club

3. What weight-loss program has results that are out of this world?
Ans: Going to the moon. Weight will be reduced to one-sixth of weight. Disclaimer: Mass won't change though.

4. How to get three Ipods for the price of one or less?
Ans: Buy a tripod

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

JAMES! uu with your errr, humorous JOKES again. LOL! okay larr.. but it was funny. takkaire bruddaaa~ =D

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cheryl; said...

james update!

Anonymous said...

LAUGH OUT LOUD~

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Anonymous said...

james!..haha..ur jokes arx..it is funny...more insparation? ..tag my blog ya!

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